tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post2280958591870226506..comments2024-01-19T23:25:38.879-08:00Comments on surly gourmand: Jack's Tapas CafeSurly Gourmandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15879641797332480079noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-28365362229623479142009-08-17T16:37:25.774-07:002009-08-17T16:37:25.774-07:00oh, there I go jumping to conclusions.
I'm g...oh, there I go jumping to conclusions. <br /><br />I'm going to go beat myself up in an alley on behalf of you, FPS.John Eddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048167461677755790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-39682550663949645932009-08-17T16:36:02.176-07:002009-08-17T16:36:02.176-07:00Fucknuggets! I missed a chance to bash on the moot...Fucknuggets! I missed a chance to bash on the moot/mute fuckup?<br /><br />http://gunshowcomic.com/d/20090812.html accurately represents my thoughts right now.John Eddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048167461677755790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-52983387805806201902009-08-17T16:31:49.986-07:002009-08-17T16:31:49.986-07:00And "mute" is usually something that is ...And "mute" is usually something that is used to describe speech not the written word.<br /><br />I applaud whatever "word-building" exercises you have been doing, Anon, but your grasp of the appropriate context for the words you are building is slightly off.Fresh-Picked Seattlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03937690664246857709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-44034422603911826032009-08-17T16:29:45.535-07:002009-08-17T16:29:45.535-07:00Ah, 'Anonymous'.
I swear, Anonymous shoul...Ah, 'Anonymous'.<br /><br />I swear, Anonymous should be reserved for those people who could suffer by actually being known, rather than by random people on the Internet who wish to bash.<br /><br />Hey, Anonymous, if you truly want to voice your opinions and have them carry some merit, put your real name on it. Otherwise, I value the opinion of my cat's farts more than I value your textual diarrhea.John Eddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05048167461677755790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-34510310890808040632009-08-17T16:22:27.728-07:002009-08-17T16:22:27.728-07:00Anonyomus,
interesting that someone who uses tire...Anonyomus,<br /><br />interesting that someone who uses tired and awkward adjectives like "mirthful" and "negativistic" would challenge the choices I make in my writing. Were "humorous" and "negative" just not doing it for you, synonym- wise? <br /><br />"Negativistic?" Really? Does someone own a copy of the DSM-IV or were you just grasping for extra syllables?<br /><br />Anyway, I'll ask you what I ask all my trolls: what's your REAL beef with me? Were you SO OFFENDED by the contents of my dark corner of the intrawebs that you were moved by an almost religious fervor to try to aggravate me? Or are you one of the employees/ owners of a place I reviewed, out for revenge? <br /><br />If you're a restauranteur with an axe to grind, having the balls to admit it might gain you points with me, and I might even retroactively bump your score up a little. <br /><br />But if you're just some douche looking to censor something that upsets you, well, good luck dude. If you want to live in a totalitarian state I hear Iran's still hiring.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Your Friend the Surly Motherfucking GourmandSurly Gourmandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15879641797332480079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-54863879480079178962009-08-17T15:58:47.143-07:002009-08-17T15:58:47.143-07:00Being called a hater from a foul-mouthed negativis...Being called a hater from a foul-mouthed negativistic individual like you is mirthful.<br /><br />You may be watching a little too much television. Perhaps some word building exercises may he helpful in advancing your writing career.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-17569263295952495402009-08-17T09:46:38.973-07:002009-08-17T09:46:38.973-07:00D,
thanks for getting my back, baby doll. But don...D,<br /><br />thanks for getting my back, baby doll. But don't worry about me; from time to time we get these anonymous trolls with nothing better to do than firing off bitchy one liners, then disappearing into the gloom of the intrawebs.<br /><br />This particular hater is unusual in that he must also be a masochist. They don't usually come back for more, but to each his own, I suppose. Most people have better things to do.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Your Friend the Surly Motherfucking GourmandSurly Gourmandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15879641797332480079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-84206481655671695272009-08-17T09:38:21.486-07:002009-08-17T09:38:21.486-07:00Anonymous,
You're absolutely correct. I have ...Anonymous,<br /><br />You're absolutely correct. I have nothing to say, nothing at all, that doesn't involve profanity and/ or refernces to your mom. That statement is completely, 100% factual without a shred of hyperbole. <br /><br />If Sherlock Holmes, Nancy Drew, Matlock, Columbo, Kojack, Charlie Chan, AND that hot yet fragile porcelain- skinned china doll from "Cold Case" all had a wild detective orgy, the resulting baby, who would be some sort of magical police savant who could solve any crime, would have ONE MILLIONTH of your powers of observation.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Your Friend the Surly Motherfucking GourmandSurly Gourmandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15879641797332480079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-26696694181535541892009-08-16T21:54:44.891-07:002009-08-16T21:54:44.891-07:00Oh d,
I can see you were raised by carnival worke...Oh d,<br /><br />I can see you were raised by carnival workers too.<br /><br />Fire up a lucky strike, call someone a motherf'er, and feel the satisfaction coursing through your fat little body.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-80608918889735590172009-08-15T14:18:48.857-07:002009-08-15T14:18:48.857-07:00Without the F-bombs and the repeated references to...Without the F-bombs and the repeated references to maternal genitals, you would be described as a muteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-65813660404356320872009-08-13T12:47:10.325-07:002009-08-13T12:47:10.325-07:00D,
Ghengis Khan on 1st Ave also delivers to Capit...D,<br /><br />Ghengis Khan on 1st Ave also delivers to Capitol Hill. But I suspect it also sucks as bad as China First.<br /><br />China Harbor has a passable version of General Tso's Chicken, but it just isn't as good.<br /><br />Perish the thought of giving any money to P.F. Chang's, but I bet they probably have an okay (if heinously overpriced) rendition as well. Besides the price, another downside would be that you'd have to briefly be in the same room as people who like to eat at P.F. Chang's. So there's that.<br /><br />Good luck on your quest for a suitable replacement for the Wok & Grill's magnificence. If you find a contender, let me know.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Your Friend the Surly Motherfucking Gourmand.Surly Gourmandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15879641797332480079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-9140076585165109372009-08-13T12:42:24.589-07:002009-08-13T12:42:24.589-07:00Rockdoggydog,
I've pretty much sworn off Gene...Rockdoggydog,<br /><br />I've pretty much sworn off General Tso's now that the Wok & Grill is gone. If I can't have the best, I don't want any of it. I'm sort of like some kind of lovelorn Ms. Haversham, except for Chinese food.<br /><br />And I'm glad you liked my Voltron name dropping. The movie will be terrible, I predict. Of course, predicting that a movie based on a beloved childhood cartoon from the 1980's will be terrible is like predicting that Michael Jackson's fans would throw a psychotic shit fit when he died. <br /><br />In other words, Michael Jackson sucks (sucked, rather), and good riddance.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Your Friend the Surly Motherfucking GourmandSurly Gourmandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15879641797332480079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-86956250300749536572009-08-13T12:29:35.522-07:002009-08-13T12:29:35.522-07:00Have ya'll tried the General Tso's at Moon...Have ya'll tried the General Tso's at Moon Temple?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01960271702560028109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-8355680198524446432009-08-13T11:17:47.960-07:002009-08-13T11:17:47.960-07:00i, too, have been trying to bring back the delicio...i, too, have been trying to bring back the deliciousness of b'way wok and grill general tso chicken with china first's. LAME. also, i am lazy and would hate to actually step foot in china first.<br />it's like the only place that delivers chinese to the hill.Dawn Fornearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11770682504404202773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13253180.post-40579012057699767732009-08-13T10:01:28.491-07:002009-08-13T10:01:28.491-07:00You know it does say mostly Chinese in the name. ...You know it does say mostly Chinese in the name. <br /><br />By the by, you and I can be friends you used fucking Voltron as a reference point! That's incredibly awesome in a nerdgasmy sort of way.<br /><br />Next time you go, get lamb stir fried with scallions or sour napa and wrap the bread around that. Your piehole will thank you.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01960271702560028109noreply@blogger.com